Last Wednesday, I wrote a post about my favorite ride in each of the main four parks in Walt Disney World. This Wednesday, I'm going to follow that up with my least favorite ride in each park. In order for this to be fair, I will only include attractions that I have actually been on (so I can't judge something like Dinosaur, even though I'm sure it's ridiculously terrifying). Here goes nothing... again!
Epcot: I started with Epcot in last week's post, so I'll start with it again. I love almost everything in Epcot, so I'm going to have to go with an attraction that has recently left (hopefully for good!) My least favorite attraction in Epcot was Honey I Shrunk the Audience. Aside from the fact that it's completely outdated, I'm pretty sure this movie scarred me for life. Apparently my parents didn't read the "don't bring your adorable, easily frightened small child into this show" sign. The effects freaked me out as a kid, and I'm still not enthused over them. Having never seen Captain EO, I'm excited for it. It's outdated as well, but at least something's replacing Honey I Shrunk the Audience.
Disney's Hollywood Studios: I might be taking the easy way out with these, but Sounds Dangerous is my least favorite attraction here. It's seasonal, which means it's hopefully on its way out, and for good reason. It's sort of dated (The Price is Right host? I mean come on. You wouldn't put Bob Barker in an attraction, so get Drew Carey out.), and it's completely in the dark. As much as we all love sitting in the dark listening to Drew Carey getting into shenanigans... oh wait, I don't think people love that.
Disney's Animal Kingdom: Another easy one for me: It's Tough to Be a Bug. I don't love bugs. I don't love A Bug's Life. I don't want things crawling on me while I'm watching a 3D movie about bugs based on A Bug's Life. Did my parents really think that a "cute" movie about insects would somehow alleviate me of the apprehension of "4D" movies that I had as a direct result of Honey I Shrunk the Audience? And Disney, can you stop making things touch me because it freaks me out. Water's fine, wind is cool, but please nothing that people get exterminators for. Thanks.
Magic Kingdom: I thought this one would be hard until I remembered the crown jewel of disliked attractions can be found here: Stitch's Great Escape. Remember what I hated about the other three attractions? In the dark and things touching you? Well welcome to my life. Disney has decided to make an attraction that combines these things. Plus you're strapped in! You are not in a mobile vehicle of any kind, but they have decided that your motion needs to be restricted. And Stitch is going to painfully jump on me. And burp in my face. Come on, Stitch. Learn some manners and stick to 'Ohana breakfast, please.
So there are my least favorite attractions in each park. I have the feeling that a lot of you are going to agree with me, but I want to hear it from you! Let me know what your least favorite attractions are in a comment, a tweet (@discollegeblog), or on Facebook!
All images are from allears.net because they rock and have images of basically everything.